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Opening of the centuryhcng4cu33bjffw5ns9998ul3dbkf7x5eOpening of the century

Posted on 17 Май 2013 by Заратустра
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Our dear friends, as We are sure you already know that Our beloved Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam re-opened after a renovation in  April. For this great opening We, Zarathustra the Cat, also made a renovation of “The Night Watch” by Rembrandt. Now you can see more clearly that it is the Day Watch in fact and that it were time and it’s companion patina that brought darkness in the painting :7kb89wfs9xhsjwsmwyymyebzllwezhqw

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch (Company of Frans Banning Cocq and the Cat)nirzkvf39yn79tneo7yj9dy57qnw5mbi

We told the story of this masterpiece before. You can have a look at the commonly known version of the painting in every detail Continue reading →guikb2a722b9vaz4484lm5a72tm4d20k

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Our dear friends, as We are sure you already know that Our beloved Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam re-opened after a renovation in  April. For this great opening We, Zarathustra the Cat, also made a renovation of “The Night Watch” by Rembrandt. Now you can see more clearly that it is the Day Watch in fact and that it were time and it’s companion patina that brought darkness in the painting :

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch (Company of Frans Banning Cocq and the Cat)

We told the story of this masterpiece before. You can have a look at the commonly known version of the painting in every detail Continue reading →
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One Day in the Life of the Internet Catvxt8w23lgyfsrtvh17m3uz076mns0kklOne Day in the Life of the Internet Cat

Posted on 27 Апрель 2013 by Заратустра
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Internet Kitteh is omnipresent and omnipotent. It haz wave–particle duality: it spreads like tsunami and according to Heisenberg uncertainty principle for particles, it can occupy different positions in space at the same time.
On Friday We, Zarathustra the Cat presented to New York art lovers what is happening in museums worldwide:7n87gpqqr3kfpar4eqp8z8tuqzvl3090

The Village Voice says you’re New York’s Best Art Blog, you say you help to provide exposure to emerging contemporary art
Pleazzz provide Us exposure at the Metropolitan Museum! We’ll sit to Monet for Water Lilies!kqvrzk6qzga0jxk8wkgakfsz9jzdmfbx

Meanwhile in St. Petersburg, Russia: Continue reading →90xoozw536zqkhwyjcuj11dfwnptip5h

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Internet Kitteh is omnipresent and omnipotent. It haz wave–particle duality: it spreads like tsunami and according to Heisenberg uncertainty principle for particles, it can occupy different positions in space at the same time.
On Friday We, Zarathustra the Cat presented to New York art lovers what is happening in museums worldwide:

The Village Voice says you’re New York’s Best Art Blog, you say you help to provide exposure to emerging contemporary art
Pleazzz provide Us exposure at the Metropolitan Museum! We’ll sit to Monet for Water Lilies!

Meanwhile in St. Petersburg, Russia: Continue reading →
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Good Shepherds0t9p4fv1tygkz2cgyd2ch9oftac200iqGood Shepherds

Posted on 23 Март 2013 by Заратустра
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We, Zarathustra the Cat, couldn’t roam so freely at the world wide web without the help of good shepherds, there are manades of Us in the internet. The good shepherds tell Us stories of culture from all over the world, bring us recent news from the places We never was, advices Us what pieces of art we should visit (We should say that at the moment We have 852 paintings in our tour plans). zt8lczplqtahg3ktyp18k32hyqssy8joThis is the sign that 2 shephards from facebook have Shepard as family name: Susan from New England in USA and Sylvia from Germany, who created the fan page of Fat Cat Art at Facebook. For you an old symbol of the Good Shepherd, or criophorus (Κριοφόρος), the “ram-bearer” turns into the “cat-bearer”:jv71i6tcs6k06jto1lxr248vvnnr00a9

the Cat-bearer, the Good Shepherd of the Internetxchul2axnnc7u12it9kyoymmkkqx73ov

About the origins of symbolism: Continue reading →34iqrhibrujxdke7xjxo4j62n5xukvzd

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We, Zarathustra the Cat, couldn’t roam so freely at the world wide web without the help of good shepherds, there are manades of Us in the internet. The good shepherds tell Us stories of culture from all over the world, bring us recent news from the places We never was, advices Us what pieces of art we should visit (We should say that at the moment We have 852 paintings in our tour plans). This is the sign that 2 shephards from facebook have Shepard as family name: Susan from New England in USA and Sylvia from Germany, who created the fan page of Fat Cat Art at Facebook. For you an old symbol of the Good Shepherd, or criophorus (Κριοφόρος), the “ram-bearer” turns into the “cat-bearer”:

the Cat-bearer, the Good Shepherd of the Internet

About the origins of symbolism: Continue reading →
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The Tower of Babel Diptych, part 101um9oyr8lhoiw3g2sqxtb1chss2x6goThe Tower of Babel Diptych, part 1

Posted on 7 Март 2013 by Заратустра
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Dear friends and cat lovers from all over the world, We, Zarathustra the Cat graciousely decided to make humanity happier offline. Diptych by Pieter Bruegel “Tower of Babel” to be seen at Rotterdam Museum Night 9th March. Here goes the first part of it, the rest will arrive after the opening:ngvs1ejl9wt694m8htrwsyxhc04x0nce

Everybody who are able to reach Rotterdam will be welcomed at Cats vs Dogs exhibition.ktrb6vjp9gn08ztsit88ee8c4a6hvg15

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Dear friends and cat lovers from all over the world, We, Zarathustra the Cat graciousely decided to make humanity happier offline. Diptych by Pieter Bruegel “Tower of Babel” to be seen at Rotterdam Museum Night 9th March. Here goes the first part of it, the rest will arrive after the opening:

Pieter Bruegel, The Tower of Babel, 1565

Pieter Bruegel, The Tower of Babel, 1565

Everybody who are able to reach Rotterdam will be welcomed at Cats vs Dogs exhibition.
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Scientists explained meteor fall in Chelyabinsk!9z87drojbm5bpb5gxw9jzmwi51yay9kxScientists explained meteor fall in Chelyabinsk!

Posted on 21 Февраль 2013 by Заратустра
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From February 15 the humanity guess what falled down from the sky in Chelyabinsk? Wise cats scientists suggest their explanation:3c3qe7o1fabwvjy85f439qgyzh2plj3f

Meteorite cat and angry bird in real life
Zarathustra the Cat not only improves famous paintings but also hunts Angry Birds in real life by contemporary artist Mohamed Raoofw6ct5xj58e0h0jbg4ys650t0vm2fd1b0

Let examine the theory in details:  Continue reading →p13eelwr1io1mi5pkzg90a5k871nmh02

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From February 15 the humanity guess what falled down from the sky in Chelyabinsk? Wise cats scientists suggest their explanation:

Meteorite cat and angry bird in real life
Zarathustra the Cat not only improves famous paintings but also hunts Angry Birds in real life by contemporary artist Mohamed Raoof

Let examine the theory in details:  Continue reading →
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Happy New Year for the Merry Family!plv7pokp405vrqc6uimkrmdmx6mt6uglHappy New Year for the Merry Family!

Posted on 31 Декабрь 2012 by Заратустра
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We, Zarathustra the Cat, kindly wish to all famillies to have such a great 2013 New Year party as the merry family had at the masterpiece of Jan Steen in 1668:advo5pj4lze90yhwhwqx1q9k0nwrd7qd

Jan Steen, The Merry Family

Jan Steen, The Merry Family, 1668dej4iyonafkicbu7kei69w8wfth3gkqk

As it is 2013 already the party should be much more meryy. And remember: the source of happiness in every house is a cat in it!
Thus speaks Zarathustra the Cattbhwuxogay8fk97zcnzl2ddkkyrm4pto

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We, Zarathustra the Cat, kindly wish to all famillies to have such a great 2013 New Year party as the merry family had at the masterpiece of Jan Steen in 1668:

Jan Steen, The Merry Family

Jan Steen, The Merry Family, 1668

As it is 2013 already the party should be much more meryy. And remember: the source of happiness in every house is a cat in it!
Thus speaks Zarathustra the Cat
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Why We are so merry…

Posted on 23 Декабрь 2012 by Заратустра
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Because of the success of the currency exchange action for cats sake led by Us, Zarathustra the Cat and Our beloved brother Hank the Cat who run for Senate! Today We brought 953 dollars collected in this action to Rzevka animal shelter in St.Petersburg, Russia! Now comes time of entertainment and play:5v8jcfy7aynoonp3g4dtzdcnqftn276y

Rosso Fiorentino, Musical Angel-Cat

Rosso Fiorentino, Musical Angel-Cat wishes you merry Christmas!t4ay0u6mwnuf7ojalfr2fywlc1i2fz1z

While We are playing music, little kittens at Rzevka shelter play with Our 2 cats dollar bills:92q7bt6xwo0bfld2uo8gpf2rznr3lmml

kittens at Rzevka shelter

kittens at Rzevka shelter, they have everything exept their parents!8h6znaoqw6oq51qtmxpv0w7f49jl9sp7

Thank you, Our beloved brother Hank for your hard and persistent work and care for the other cats!
Thank you so much everybody who bought Hank’s 2 dollars bills and helped to these little creatures as well as other cats in the shelter! They need and appreciate your help so much! We shall tell you for what your money were used, and you will see how your help is important.
And feel free to use Musical Angel Cat as your Christmas card!
Thus speaks Zarathustra the Cat.ro17rf9fthvnl4khfh9skbz8ych8pwn7

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Because of the success of the currency exchange action for cats sake led by Us, Zarathustra the Cat and Our beloved brother Hank the Cat who run for Senate! Today We brought 953 dollars collected in this action to Rzevka animal shelter in St.Petersburg, Russia! Now comes time of entertainment and play:

Rosso Fiorentino, Musical Angel-Cat

Rosso Fiorentino, Musical Angel-Cat wishes you merry Christmas!

While We are playing music, little kittens at Rzevka shelter play with Our 2 cats dollar bills:

kittens at Rzevka shelter

kittens at Rzevka shelter, they have everything exept their parents!

Thank you, Our beloved brother Hank for your hard and persistent work and care for the other cats!
Thank you so much everybody who bought Hank’s 2 dollars bills and helped to these little creatures as well as other cats in the shelter! They need and appreciate your help so much! We shall tell you for what your money were used, and you will see how your help is important.
And feel free to use Musical Angel Cat as your Christmas card!
Thus speaks Zarathustra the Cat.
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Good End of the World Night!6grxu0sjtvhhxnc4lga43voepbq5i3deGood End of the World Night!

Posted on 21 Декабрь 2012 by Заратустра
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The end of the world began in the ocean in Asia, then passed by Europe:x6oi332jct3inh465ob4uyw27xlmiuw5

Edvard Munch, The Scream

Edvard Munch, The Scream. Happy End of the World Da-a-a-a-a-a-y!. European versionwl4ae3kuucsfdxzyfxs1nf19ukdnoiia

and now is coming to the dask in America:47hec3u2pofis8usb5d4aar6h8p9mzcg

Edward Hopper, Nighthawks

Edward Hopper, Nighthawks and Nightcat. Good End of the World night!78mupvh3fm39m47mf5od1z8hfvslpctn

We the cats saved the world it’s evident!fugy5wrssh8u1gkybvrg6tgx2147ou6u

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The end of the world began in the ocean in Asia, then passed by Europe:

Edvard Munch, The Scream

Edvard Munch, The Scream. Happy End of the World Da-a-a-a-a-a-y!. European version

and now is coming to the dask in America:

Edward Hopper, Nighthawks

Edward Hopper, Nighthawks and Nightcat. Good End of the World night!

We the cats saved the world it’s evident!
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Happy End of the World Day!47yhb2x400ovse6ch5fy4yp67lxn90j3Happy End of the World Day!

Posted on 20 Декабрь 2012 by Заратустра
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…for all of you, and as to Us, the Cats, We shall feel Ourselves in compete comfort even in the conditions of the tsunami. So We, Cats shall take care about you, humans, don’t worry:fqj6ez7gm8w8tz12qj4tky7kjq9oea7k

Katsushika Hokusai, Great Wave off Kanagawa

Katsushika Hokusai, Great Wave off Catnagawa, or Happy End of the World Day (oceanic version)r2arno22xclbfgds62sdg8j4ecqwnqx5

How the end of the world in general and in particular the tsunami is uncomfortable without Us, the Cats, Continue reading →pi80yn2dxdr8ne82gt9a8p7ajyiftv08

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…for all of you, and as to Us, the Cats, We shall feel Ourselves in compete comfort even in the conditions of the tsunami. So We, Cats shall take care about you, humans, don’t worry:

Katsushika Hokusai, Great Wave off Kanagawa

Katsushika Hokusai, Great Wave off Catnagawa, or Happy End of the World Day (oceanic version)

How the end of the world in general and in particular the tsunami is uncomfortable without Us, the Cats, Continue reading →
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Tinfoil hat and the Fat Cataqs3bgi5in66fxs7xr37l9kra51w7fc7Tinfoil hat and the Fat Cat

Posted on 17 Декабрь 2012 by Заратустра
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Romans predicted: Only that one who has a tinfoil hat and the Fat Cat will win at the Mayan End of the World Day:ijfefazqhsmx8nubfgjgho0gsi7g1b8a

Аннибале Карраччи и Доменикино, Персей и Толстый Кот, фреска в галерее Фарнезе, Рим

Annibale Carracci and Domenichino, Perseus and the Fat Cat, 1597, fresco at Farnese Gallery, Romece6zo0cusea0vnp2dz8jdzv0o4p7bahd

One can see a version without restoration works Continue reading →stm9ihcnseyf321bnqpyny06t8z7zx1h

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Romans predicted: Only that one who has a tinfoil hat and the Fat Cat will win at the Mayan End of the World Day:

Аннибале Карраччи и Доменикино, Персей и Толстый Кот, фреска в галерее Фарнезе, Рим

Annibale Carracci and Domenichino, Perseus and the Fat Cat, 1597, fresco at Farnese Gallery, Rome

One can see a version without restoration works Continue reading →
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