Category Archives: Masterrpieces

Opening of the centuryrk2spsodt98buyxrj9z4qn4235p6pqa7Opening of the century

Posted on 17 Май 2013 by Заратустра
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Our dear friends, as We are sure you already know that Our beloved Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam re-opened after a renovation in  April. For this great opening We, Zarathustra the Cat, also made a renovation of “The Night Watch” by Rembrandt. Now you can see more clearly that it is the Day Watch in fact and that it were time and it’s companion patina that brought darkness in the painting :plcqqs063ko0qjkojhlb4c87aeg17f4m

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch (Company of Frans Banning Cocq and the Cat)igltyhdaeodlv0weh09vh428nhf9xdt6

We told the story of this masterpiece before. You can have a look at the commonly known version of the painting in every detail Continue reading →wcluqsrfgxeadx9r34q359ofarmm6lwt

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Our dear friends, as We are sure you already know that Our beloved Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam re-opened after a renovation in  April. For this great opening We, Zarathustra the Cat, also made a renovation of “The Night Watch” by Rembrandt. Now you can see more clearly that it is the Day Watch in fact and that it were time and it’s companion patina that brought darkness in the painting :

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch (Company of Frans Banning Cocq and the Cat)

We told the story of this masterpiece before. You can have a look at the commonly known version of the painting in every detail Continue reading →
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The Tower of Babel is a Diptych!fzs0w3dohn0274gzydrthxxf2m0zrz5xThe Tower of Babel is a Diptych!

Posted on 13 Апрель 2013 by Заратустра
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We, Zarathustra the Cat now present the original version of Pieter Bruegel the Elder’s famous painting, that appeared to be a diptych. Here is the first part of it, further go details and the second part:81caulw5djhbq00z0uakls09sfc5xuwv

Pieter Bruegel the Elder, The Tower of Babel

Питер Брейгель Старший, Вавилонская башня, 1565, диптих, часть 16zsjn2wgvk58gyv9s4sze9nff2463h0z

The commonly known version of this painting is the pearl of Museum Boijmans Van Beuningen collection in Rotterdam:
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We, Zarathustra the Cat now present the original version of Pieter Bruegel the Elder’s famous painting, that appeared to be a diptych. Here is the first part of it, further go details and the second part:

Pieter Bruegel the Elder, The Tower of Babel

Питер Брейгель Старший, Вавилонская башня, 1565, диптих, часть 1

The commonly known version of this painting is the pearl of Museum Boijmans Van Beuningen collection in Rotterdam:
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Finding Our Milky Wayhrxbptm5yewyhsg92y04mbznz7kprzcyFinding Our Milky Way

Posted on 22 Июнь 2012 by Заратустра
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At this nice and warm Friday evening we choose to go milky way:08jrh2qkrzdg12ycchpn1n71z27x7c6x

Johannes Vermeer, The Kitchen Maid

Johannes Vermeer, The Kitchen Maid and the Catbvittc5scroaar5zt62yx6d91vlc7oz9

If you make a comparison of this original version of Vermeer’s masterpiece and Continue reading →500v54kjx2i5jhw6uxytb83j572csjuo

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At this nice and warm Friday evening we choose to go milky way:

Johannes Vermeer, The Kitchen Maid

Johannes Vermeer, The Kitchen Maid and the Cat

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Whistler’s Mother and the Cat

Posted on 7 Июнь 2012 by Заратустра
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Speaking about America, we decided to reveal to the public the original version of the most famous Whistler’s painting:shh8v3obtzuri806eebc203088om7vhq

Джеймс Уистлер, Аранжировка в сером и чёрном. Мать художника

James Abbott McNeill Whistler. Arrangement in Grey, Black and Ginger No. 1 Whistler's Mother with the Cat6wy94e1yv8eyz5u1i0ak7m56d0czyk2u

Whistler originally envisioned painting the model standing up, but Continue reading →3nzjae2miwtxrvibtd40c8e5r4def2k9

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Speaking about America, we decided to reveal to the public the original version of the most famous Whistler’s painting:

Джеймс Уистлер, Аранжировка в сером и чёрном. Мать художника

James Abbott McNeill Whistler. Arrangement in Grey, Black and Ginger No. 1 Whistler's Mother with the Cat

Whistler originally envisioned painting the model standing up, but Continue reading →
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The Cat’s Night Watch

Posted on 30 Апрель 2012 by Заратустра
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Some weird people think that cats use to falsify Rembrandt’s masterpieces. This is horrible misunderstanding! We, cats every night watch the museums of the world and struggle against rodents to preserve masterpieces for you, humans:whqe9xtaq2fnur1bn0wn1llm2t02k9s6

Rembrandt, The Night Watch

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch (Company of Frans Banning Cocq and the Cat)xn3nv2eh5v41avdhz2zk20dgwff7jvr6

Even more, we cats are used to return the original look to the masterpieces. Do you know that the Night Watch Continue reading →r67fqeusu8h0ufjuq4p1g6z93kbiqwe7

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Some weird people think that cats use to falsify Rembrandt’s masterpieces. This is horrible misunderstanding! We, cats every night watch the museums of the world and struggle against rodents to preserve masterpieces for you, humans:

Rembrandt, The Night Watch

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch (Company of Frans Banning Cocq and the Cat)

Even more, we cats are used to return the original look to the masterpieces. Do you know that the Night Watch Continue reading →
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Cats and Glamourbdta1j6w09tregl32y1r6earvxrdo1rqCats and Glamour

Posted on 31 Март 2012 by Заратустра
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They say that cats are not not glamorous beings, and fashion addicted young ladies prefer handbag dogs and other accessory beings as ermines. But this is not true! Look at the original version of the portrait of Cecilia Gallerani, who was the most glamorous lady of that time:21jo2w9za6f6ir5h17g5hfh58xcd4swx

At that day, after sumptuous dinner at the Duke Sforza palace, We meditated on luxury fasion and ermine mantles… Having noticed our glamourous mood, some ignoramus, who thought that the elegance of being depends on the price of its coat, painted an ermine over the Cat. But We and Our beloved sister Fee from Germany know that the true elegance is harmony and noble manners, and thecats are themostelegant beings on Earth2t7dmnxo4rhe2d52x2kdup5f17f4omdh

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They say that cats are not not glamorous beings, and fashion addicted young ladies prefer handbag dogs and other accessory beings as ermines. But this is not true! Look at the original version of the portrait of Cecilia Gallerani, who was the most glamorous lady of that time:

Leonardo da Vinci. Lady with a Cat pretending to be an Ermine (Portrait of Cecilia Gallerani)

Leonardo da Vinci. Lady with a Cat pretending to be an Ermine (Portrait of Cecilia Gallerani)

At that day, after sumptuous dinner at the Duke Sforza palace, We meditated on luxury fasion and ermine mantles… Having noticed our glamourous mood, some ignoramus, who thought that the elegance of being depends on the price of its coat, painted an ermine over the Cat. But We and Our beloved sister Fee from Germany know that the true elegance is harmony and noble manners, and thecats are themostelegant beings on Earth
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Venus in Furswl2eaf8mq3of9xl40z3ca3jxpbq9gt03Venus in Furs

Posted on 21 Февраль 2012 by Заратустра
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In 1651 Diego Velazquez finished his famous “Venus”, everybody knows her delightful back. But anybody knows the original version. At that time nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition, now widely recognized due to Monty Python. Inquisition members policed severely the drawing of naked female body. Spanish genious found the solution, he new that the Cat makes everything better. Here comes the original Venus:1me209dhp7d856bujb6533wj0ar9p1gg

Веласкес, Венера перед зеркалом

Веласкес, Венера перед зеркалом. Velazquez, Venus at her Mirrordn0ddlbaf397prhqswwmzrie7ynle34i

As Leopold von Sacher-Masoch noticed later, Venus in Furs feels herself much more comfortable and dominant. This feeling is very actual in Russia today, as We advice gently.oh9gls6d7pfscquyqf2pu1cykk5t5kbk

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In 1651 Diego Velazquez finished his famous “Venus”, everybody knows her delightful back. But anybody knows the original version. At that time nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition, now widely recognized due to Monty Python. Inquisition members policed severely the drawing of naked female body. Spanish genious found the solution, he new that the Cat makes everything better. Here comes the original Venus:

Веласкес, Венера перед зеркалом

Веласкес, Венера перед зеркалом. Velazquez, Venus at her Mirror

As Leopold von Sacher-Masoch noticed later, Venus in Furs feels herself much more comfortable and dominant. This feeling is very actual in Russia today, as We advice gently.
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Feeding your winged catosgk0zk5juksfe77765obt62daa3ki7yFeeding your winged cat

Posted on 10 Январь 2012 by Заратустра
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Uccello advises:ch88dspmcuj2tvny6xeft7fxz9lpzw91

Uccello, Saint George feeding the Winged Cat with organic food

Uccello, Saint George feeds the Winged Cat with organic foodtvr6dzu9iti43loatf404bo345o2v1ef

A dialogue:
- My kitty is so fat, he gained such a weight that he cannot fly any more, poor thing!
- Madam, you should feed him with organic food, often but in very small portions!bh2osmfrymwg84vqw8otyplkldv70ag1

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Uccello advises:

Uccello, Saint George feeding the Winged Cat with organic food

Uccello, Saint George feeds the Winged Cat with organic food

A dialogue:
- My kitty is so fat, he gained such a weight that he cannot fly any more, poor thing!
- Madam, you should feed him with organic food, often but in very small portions!
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The secret of Mona Lisa’s smile revealed!

Posted on 3 Январь 2012 by Заратустра
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Mona Lisa’s smile is a mystery no more.whus7h0p2w7h40ltju8bm57prl0a9olw

She smiled beacause We were there. Let you have on your knees 10 kilos of the immeasurable grandeur and have no smile.
Afterwards Leonardo reluctantly painted out Our image. He was  afraid of the reaction of the art criticists and gallerists who were normally treating the pictures with cats as not serious.
But the smile of Mona Lisa remained on the painting.
That is the true story.orkn95dmwjkhhytu9nwbtxqgsvt27uxm

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Mona Lisa’s smile is a mystery no more.

Leonardo da Vinci, Mona Lisa

Leonardo da Vinci, Mona Lisa

She smiled beacause We were there. Let you have on your knees 10 kilos of the immeasurable grandeur and have no smile.
Afterwards Leonardo reluctantly painted out Our image. He was  afraid of the reaction of the art criticists and gallerists who were normally treating the pictures with cats as not serious.
But the smile of Mona Lisa remained on the painting.
That is the true story.
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Botticelli, Spring, Marchpsyb0uww0gaxn3t413vqc8lh2ii9ng33Botticelli, Spring, March

Posted on 8 Март 2011 by Заратустра
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8 of March. Lady’s Day. Female assistants are excited. We also.murz4vp9wueykmpzy2wql3biptjzah6n

Bottichelli, The Spring

Sandro Bottichelli, The Spring37216weihvyz7pwicyyqrczfnoknzb8s

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8 of March. Lady’s Day. Female assistants are excited. We also.

Bottichelli, The Spring

Sandro Bottichelli, The Spring
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