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Opening of the centuryvu0r99jmr1zrtyi0qljzecixqx121bhnOpening of the century

Posted on 17 Май 2013 by Заратустра
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Our dear friends, as We are sure you already know that Our beloved Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam re-opened after a renovation in  April. For this great opening We, Zarathustra the Cat, also made a renovation of “The Night Watch” by Rembrandt. Now you can see more clearly that it is the Day Watch in fact and that it were time and it’s companion patina that brought darkness in the painting :sw7w8xgz3qvvofr23zjl3jy4hqxf9fns

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch (Company of Frans Banning Cocq and the Cat)9t551eyt39kted4uv9jjfj4t5d8yy3rx

We told the story of this masterpiece before. You can have a look at the commonly known version of the painting in every detail Continue reading →k6e8s3txwvqv1uy2taplaayvhhpo72gh

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Our dear friends, as We are sure you already know that Our beloved Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam re-opened after a renovation in  April. For this great opening We, Zarathustra the Cat, also made a renovation of “The Night Watch” by Rembrandt. Now you can see more clearly that it is the Day Watch in fact and that it were time and it’s companion patina that brought darkness in the painting :

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch (Company of Frans Banning Cocq and the Cat)

We told the story of this masterpiece before. You can have a look at the commonly known version of the painting in every detail Continue reading →
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The Ginger Sunus5jztmew5mwncbpigrlzh2bgts0n7i7The Ginger Sun

Posted on 2 Май 2013 by Заратустра
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In the place where We actually live it is sunny now (if on can say about the place of internet cat that has wave–particle duality). We decided to look at the sun by eyes of great American artist Edward Hopper:01q4xm2adtpl60rlrwpr5wn7ma8369zw

Edward Hopper, People in the Sun

Edward Hopper, People in the Sun, 1960beh76cgv7fw6bhlbpxdc1609iw8uf88h

If you compare the original of the famous painting presented here to the commonly known version that you can find in Smithsonian American Art Museum, you would understand the great mystery of huge free spaces at Hopper’s paintings: Continue reading →ckufag02l73k8kfhjyf912s1bgngdbng

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In the place where We actually live it is sunny now (if on can say about the place of internet cat that has wave–particle duality). We decided to look at the sun by eyes of great American artist Edward Hopper:

Edward Hopper, People in the Sun

Edward Hopper, People in the Sun, 1960

If you compare the original of the famous painting presented here to the commonly known version that you can find in Smithsonian American Art Museum, you would understand the great mystery of huge free spaces at Hopper’s paintings: Continue reading →
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Rational explanation wanted!1tyneasgdv5p8yczg9rg70zb7sn9dwy5Rational explanation wanted!

Posted on 28 Апрель 2013 by Заратустра
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We Zarathustra the Cat are so kind to share with you Our impressions from Manifesto 13  exhibition at Rizzordi Art Foundation, St.Petersburg, Russia. The question came to Our mind:psqz8ossm8jklrzk16vtq52k8lumdins

This is exhibition art on the wall, and this is internet meme in our paws.What makes a difference??? 7yk7ubdz1i8y1vtqc8x7q2cd2oq8t33r

Why curators and art critics treat this work by Max Papeschi as art, and “Famous Paintings Improved by Fat Cats” as internet meme? Continue reading →l18qe6tyrdg0czmccjo9t8ail7ciuzn6

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We Zarathustra the Cat are so kind to share with you Our impressions from Manifesto 13  exhibition at Rizzordi Art Foundation, St.Petersburg, Russia. The question came to Our mind:

This is exhibition art on the wall, and this is internet meme in our paws.What makes a difference??? 

Why curators and art critics treat this work by Max Papeschi as art, and “Famous Paintings Improved by Fat Cats” as internet meme? Continue reading →
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One Day in the Life of the Internet Catl7xhxlpuk9a67zhbhv1vbsnzrqrixgz8One Day in the Life of the Internet Cat

Posted on 27 Апрель 2013 by Заратустра
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Internet Kitteh is omnipresent and omnipotent. It haz wave–particle duality: it spreads like tsunami and according to Heisenberg uncertainty principle for particles, it can occupy different positions in space at the same time.
On Friday We, Zarathustra the Cat presented to New York art lovers what is happening in museums worldwide:h90qkgkuupynhcku78dbe9s96jqkcphk

The Village Voice says you’re New York’s Best Art Blog, you say you help to provide exposure to emerging contemporary art
Pleazzz provide Us exposure at the Metropolitan Museum! We’ll sit to Monet for Water Lilies!36rxz98eo8o143uv13ip52n6pj9r2r9v

Meanwhile in St. Petersburg, Russia: Continue reading →mumnlwbllhdfjonic4kl5gwg0k4chs6t

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Internet Kitteh is omnipresent and omnipotent. It haz wave–particle duality: it spreads like tsunami and according to Heisenberg uncertainty principle for particles, it can occupy different positions in space at the same time.
On Friday We, Zarathustra the Cat presented to New York art lovers what is happening in museums worldwide:

The Village Voice says you’re New York’s Best Art Blog, you say you help to provide exposure to emerging contemporary art
Pleazzz provide Us exposure at the Metropolitan Museum! We’ll sit to Monet for Water Lilies!

Meanwhile in St. Petersburg, Russia: Continue reading →
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The Tower of Babel is a Diptych!pt2caw87kx0290apu59qylb0a4f806sfThe Tower of Babel is a Diptych!

Posted on 13 Апрель 2013 by Заратустра
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We, Zarathustra the Cat now present the original version of Pieter Bruegel the Elder’s famous painting, that appeared to be a diptych. Here is the first part of it, further go details and the second part:d26f8qplj3mrs783nmpfo0xwymxu28s5

Pieter Bruegel the Elder, The Tower of Babel

Питер Брейгель Старший, Вавилонская башня, 1565, диптих, часть 1bi47jppej4s71mkvevochil3497erwws

The commonly known version of this painting is the pearl of Museum Boijmans Van Beuningen collection in Rotterdam:
Continue reading →uohx5cs3gwzly7wi7fqqhwcvxtlz6hcr

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We, Zarathustra the Cat now present the original version of Pieter Bruegel the Elder’s famous painting, that appeared to be a diptych. Here is the first part of it, further go details and the second part:

Pieter Bruegel the Elder, The Tower of Babel

Питер Брейгель Старший, Вавилонская башня, 1565, диптих, часть 1

The commonly known version of this painting is the pearl of Museum Boijmans Van Beuningen collection in Rotterdam:
Continue reading →
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Escaping Criticismr9a29v3hcallu8svnw8qq8kw1m4obhwsEscaping Criticism

Posted on 2 Апрель 2013 by Заратустра
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We, Zarathustra the Cat, already told you, how dangerous art criticists can be, how they can damage free art development by their snobbish thinking. It was the subject of the painting “Escaping Criticism” by a famous catalan artist Pere Borrell Del Caso:3u94phb5x8xe3rnbh0sz923pxm7dhrba

Pere Borrell Del Caso, Escaping Criticism with the Cat
Pere Borrell Del Caso, Escaping Criticism with the Cat, 187456wawxlmb795ebw9grt85ugvnb6l4djz

If you have a look at the commomnly known version of this masterpiece in “trompe-l’œil” (optical illusion) genre, that you can find at the Collection of the Bank of Spain, Continue reading →d6vow0eecnzdm0pc4crgbumwfu03r3qv

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We, Zarathustra the Cat, already told you, how dangerous art criticists can be, how they can damage free art development by their snobbish thinking. It was the subject of the painting “Escaping Criticism” by a famous catalan artist Pere Borrell Del Caso:

Pere Borrell Del Caso, Escaping Criticism with the Cat
Pere Borrell Del Caso, Escaping Criticism with the Cat, 1874

If you have a look at the commomnly known version of this masterpiece in “trompe-l’œil” (optical illusion) genre, that you can find at the Collection of the Bank of Spain, Continue reading →
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Good Shepherds7kwhl55ug4evwxkska8yam43l83b2ca0Good Shepherds

Posted on 23 Март 2013 by Заратустра
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We, Zarathustra the Cat, couldn’t roam so freely at the world wide web without the help of good shepherds, there are manades of Us in the internet. The good shepherds tell Us stories of culture from all over the world, bring us recent news from the places We never was, advices Us what pieces of art we should visit (We should say that at the moment We have 852 paintings in our tour plans). i4dzhttdwwt3vp9ghg658zjhw320z5w7This is the sign that 2 shephards from facebook have Shepard as family name: Susan from New England in USA and Sylvia from Germany, who created the fan page of Fat Cat Art at Facebook. For you an old symbol of the Good Shepherd, or criophorus (Κριοφόρος), the “ram-bearer” turns into the “cat-bearer”:ykb8astowxhi3m38r752jy65i8c1na0b

the Cat-bearer, the Good Shepherd of the Internetz86yxfweb76e17xvkr7zkcygubrnlega

About the origins of symbolism: Continue reading →xn488wepbqub9nr5ci6vct3mzx05q00e

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We, Zarathustra the Cat, couldn’t roam so freely at the world wide web without the help of good shepherds, there are manades of Us in the internet. The good shepherds tell Us stories of culture from all over the world, bring us recent news from the places We never was, advices Us what pieces of art we should visit (We should say that at the moment We have 852 paintings in our tour plans). This is the sign that 2 shephards from facebook have Shepard as family name: Susan from New England in USA and Sylvia from Germany, who created the fan page of Fat Cat Art at Facebook. For you an old symbol of the Good Shepherd, or criophorus (Κριοφόρος), the “ram-bearer” turns into the “cat-bearer”:

the Cat-bearer, the Good Shepherd of the Internet

About the origins of symbolism: Continue reading →
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The Tower of Babel Diptych, part 1psw47kvmx6dyemfg1vbihpukubotsh38The Tower of Babel Diptych, part 1

Posted on 7 Март 2013 by Заратустра
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Dear friends and cat lovers from all over the world, We, Zarathustra the Cat graciousely decided to make humanity happier offline. Diptych by Pieter Bruegel “Tower of Babel” to be seen at Rotterdam Museum Night 9th March. Here goes the first part of it, the rest will arrive after the opening:4v9w20bgeo42bmmggiclmp51an9sga3b

Everybody who are able to reach Rotterdam will be welcomed at Cats vs Dogs exhibition.jq5x7hblwrzwrit001tg9ozflxtvtlt2

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Dear friends and cat lovers from all over the world, We, Zarathustra the Cat graciousely decided to make humanity happier offline. Diptych by Pieter Bruegel “Tower of Babel” to be seen at Rotterdam Museum Night 9th March. Here goes the first part of it, the rest will arrive after the opening:

Pieter Bruegel, The Tower of Babel, 1565

Pieter Bruegel, The Tower of Babel, 1565

Everybody who are able to reach Rotterdam will be welcomed at Cats vs Dogs exhibition.
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Venus and the Cat Hunting Birds445lw6etj64nr3zjm285ex5mjup38k12Venus and the Cat Hunting Birds

Posted on 24 Февраль 2013 by Заратустра
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They say that We, Cats are natural born killers. But don’t forget that humans introduced cats in their society because of cats hunting abilities, and now humans themselves took mission of rats henocide by means of chemical weapon that is much more efficient than noble hunt. And now humans complain on cats! What a hypocrasy!
The genious Lucas Cranach the Elder  wisely depicted this controverse between cats hunting drive and misericordia to all living beings of their humans. kjjrxqqoy15yyjjne5oy9qoctxfbuxo4Sometimes we should make a sacrifice if we’d like to live together:lqwhjdbddbuvvmdbp7qcs4x5niuxsjm3

The painting treats the aincient Greek poet Theocritus idyll “Cupid Stealing Honey”. Cupid complains to his mother, Venus, of how Continue reading →n7cjzh0izbk2luwbklckwzb9vndmomk2

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They say that We, Cats are natural born killers. But don’t forget that humans introduced cats in their society because of cats hunting abilities, and now humans themselves took mission of rats henocide by means of chemical weapon that is much more efficient than noble hunt. And now humans complain on cats! What a hypocrasy!
The genious Lucas Cranach the Elder  wisely depicted this controverse between cats hunting drive and misericordia to all living beings of their humans. Sometimes we should make a sacrifice if we’d like to live together:

Lucas Cranach the Elder, Venus with the Cat Hunting Birds
Lucas Cranach the Elder, Venus with the Cat Hunting Birds

The painting treats the aincient Greek poet Theocritus idyll “Cupid Stealing Honey”. Cupid complains to his mother, Venus, of how Continue reading →
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Scientists explained meteor fall in Chelyabinsk!v8cbth1dzbckum3jbka15y55onq55y5qScientists explained meteor fall in Chelyabinsk!

Posted on 21 Февраль 2013 by Заратустра
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From February 15 the humanity guess what falled down from the sky in Chelyabinsk? Wise cats scientists suggest their explanation:khxdra0qgzg9dsifli7qud81bn7960ng

Meteorite cat and angry bird in real life
Zarathustra the Cat not only improves famous paintings but also hunts Angry Birds in real life by contemporary artist Mohamed Raoofduoy0zdc9k4circ5j1vsp53k6qogeyui

Let examine the theory in details:  Continue reading →w0j6m4yjouuqfcoau3f681uviskkujag

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From February 15 the humanity guess what falled down from the sky in Chelyabinsk? Wise cats scientists suggest their explanation:

Meteorite cat and angry bird in real life
Zarathustra the Cat not only improves famous paintings but also hunts Angry Birds in real life by contemporary artist Mohamed Raoof

Let examine the theory in details:  Continue reading →
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