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Cats and Glamourtm71rxqahudxl70319e80spidpse9b1tCats and Glamour

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They say that cats are not not glamorous beings, and fashion addicted young ladies prefer handbag dogs and other accessory beings as ermines. But this is not true! Look at the original version of the portrait of Cecilia Gallerani, who was the most glamorous lady of that time:ve4q54a9ipj9ta9giaej4vei07ob7lms

At that day, after sumptuous dinner at the Duke Sforza palace, We meditated on luxury fasion and ermine mantles… Having noticed our glamourous mood, some ignoramus, who thought that the elegance of being depends on the price of its coat, painted an ermine over the Cat. But We and Our beloved sister Fee from Germany know that the true elegance is harmony and noble manners, and thecats are themostelegant beings on Earthkfxmx4kselv9gkg2oayj2qs4cithus34

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They say that cats are not not glamorous beings, and fashion addicted young ladies prefer handbag dogs and other accessory beings as ermines. But this is not true! Look at the original version of the portrait of Cecilia Gallerani, who was the most glamorous lady of that time:

Leonardo da Vinci. Lady with a Cat pretending to be an Ermine (Portrait of Cecilia Gallerani)

Leonardo da Vinci. Lady with a Cat pretending to be an Ermine (Portrait of Cecilia Gallerani)

At that day, after sumptuous dinner at the Duke Sforza palace, We meditated on luxury fasion and ermine mantles… Having noticed our glamourous mood, some ignoramus, who thought that the elegance of being depends on the price of its coat, painted an ermine over the Cat. But We and Our beloved sister Fee from Germany know that the true elegance is harmony and noble manners, and thecats are themostelegant beings on Earth

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The secret of Mona Lisa’s smile revealed!

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Mona Lisa’s smile is a mystery no more.swbgl7anmooq5esiz5vg3686xb8jhnx0

She smiled beacause We were there. Let you have on your knees 10 kilos of the immeasurable grandeur and have no smile.
Afterwards Leonardo reluctantly painted out Our image. He was  afraid of the reaction of the art criticists and gallerists who were normally treating the pictures with cats as not serious.
But the smile of Mona Lisa remained on the painting.
That is the true story.
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Mona Lisa’s smile is a mystery no more.

Leonardo da Vinci, Mona Lisa

Leonardo da Vinci, Mona Lisa

She smiled beacause We were there. Let you have on your knees 10 kilos of the immeasurable grandeur and have no smile.
Afterwards Leonardo reluctantly painted out Our image. He was  afraid of the reaction of the art criticists and gallerists who were normally treating the pictures with cats as not serious.
But the smile of Mona Lisa remained on the painting.
That is the true story.

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