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Even more respect!pr3zkhg0sdfqjpjiqgu3elzgzesaultaEven more respect!

Posted on 18 Декабрь 2012 by Заратустра
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When Snoop Dogg noticed Our efforts to restore African roots of Paolo Veronese’s masterpiece, he decideв to change his name to Snoop Lion! Now he is with Us, cats! In return, We made more restoratioon works to discover more respect from Paolo Veronese: Snoop Lion in person:wxabjdyywml1v8emr95e3n0yrq89jcm5

Паоло Веронезе, Респект котам и львам

Paolo Veronese, Respect to cats and lions, feat, Snoop Lion22zgrt7xnxcfqn616wvs2v0hy7wkkusd

Victory goes to cats!3qt6vgsm2ojb57hohyf628r9r9a5zw6s

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When Snoop Dogg noticed Our efforts to restore African roots of Paolo Veronese’s masterpiece, he decideв to change his name to Snoop Lion! Now he is with Us, cats! In return, We made more restoratioon works to discover more respect from Paolo Veronese: Snoop Lion in person:

Паоло Веронезе, Респект котам и львам

Paolo Veronese, Respect to cats and lions, feat, Snoop Lion

Victory goes to cats!
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Respect!zb5r9uk39zxtmtt4sykh4h7s5m0ic1r1Respect!

Posted on 1 Октябрь 2012 by Заратустра
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We, Zarathustra the Cat, by the will of gods spent a plesant 2 months at the city streets, CAtagging walls We like. Now We are so kind to share Our experience: classic culture should respect contemporary art, and vice versa, contemporary culture should respect classics, otherwise you know.
Can cats respect dogs? Can doggies respect kitties? dssn1yhsl6ivp7wgx4jjm5t6j26equiu“U bet!” states Paolo Veronese featuring hair style and chains by Snoop Dogg and Zarathustra the Cat at his original version of his famous “4 Allegories of Love: Respect”:9vy7lbfstjpxjc82ff9l7tac3ls7s82r

Паоло Веронезе, Респект!

Paolo Veronese, Respect for cats and dogs! feat. hair and chains by Snoop Doggua8ei43d5kgb6313ssfzg5or44uwisv3

Yes, they can if they are in style! On the painting we see style of Snoop Dogg, whose appearance on hip-hop stage and doggy’s nick Veronese foresaw in his 1575,  then Continue reading →0j9ao1brq9m16musw1rpvp75660suink

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We, Zarathustra the Cat, by the will of gods spent a plesant 2 months at the city streets, CAtagging walls We like. Now We are so kind to share Our experience: classic culture should respect contemporary art, and vice versa, contemporary culture should respect classics, otherwise you know.
Can cats respect dogs? Can doggies respect kitties? “U bet!” states Paolo Veronese featuring hair style and chains by Snoop Dogg and Zarathustra the Cat at his original version of his famous “4 Allegories of Love: Respect”:

Паоло Веронезе, Респект!

Paolo Veronese, Respect for cats and dogs! feat. hair and chains by Snoop Dogg

Yes, they can if they are in style! On the painting we see style of Snoop Dogg, whose appearance on hip-hop stage and doggy’s nick Veronese foresaw in his 1575,  then Continue reading →
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The Man and the Catbpgrhuh3nv2n0iff32vp0vrip02b8ykaThe Man and the Cat

Posted on 11 Май 2012 by Заратустра
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It was one of the most weird experience of Our sitting for the great artists. One day at 1834, in the city of Brugge, the great master Jan van Eyck invited Us to be his Mews. We should sit for him. We found Ourselves in the company of the strangly familiar stranger:y68ka8zxwqyiwtki5yzk0ic9pt85p1rd

This man was very fond of expensive clothes. He put a golden chain on our neck and a fur decorated mantle on our back. The green color of the cloths harmonized perfectly with Our natural coat, this fact diverted Us from the sad thinking about Continue reading →bxyekr6v3wi7h7rjimfqoefhwjm9ejsf

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It was one of the most weird experience of Our sitting for the great artists. One day at 1834, in the city of Brugge, the great master Jan van Eyck invited Us to be his Mews. We should sit for him. We found Ourselves in the company of the strangly familiar stranger:

Jan van Eyck, The Arnolfini Portrait

Jan van Eyck, The Arnolfini Portrait

This man was very fond of expensive clothes. He put a golden chain on our neck and a fur decorated mantle on our back. The green color of the cloths harmonized perfectly with Our natural coat, this fact diverted Us from the sad thinking about Continue reading →
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The Worship of the Golden Cat30auincv8o5smv1uw8ap6vibhsxy309xThe Worship of the Golden Cat

Posted on 4 Март 2012 by Заратустра
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We hoped that today all the nations of Russia worshiped the Golden Cat:1j29im560hmh0y5rdgdd114f4intjojb

How to worship the Golden Cat by whole nation: Continue reading →iodrxq86xazs6huoh9w6vwjf3qcyof3w

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We hoped that today all the nations of Russia worshiped the Golden Cat:

Филиппино Липпи, Поклонение Золотому Коту

Filippino Lippi. The Worship of the Golden Cat

How to worship the Golden Cat by whole nation: Continue reading →
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Venus in Furstag73700r6p0xb8z2ozbxvbyqi9l5x2oVenus in Furs

Posted on 21 Февраль 2012 by Заратустра
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In 1651 Diego Velazquez finished his famous “Venus”, everybody knows her delightful back. But anybody knows the original version. At that time nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition, now widely recognized due to Monty Python. Inquisition members policed severely the drawing of naked female body. Spanish genious found the solution, he new that the Cat makes everything better. Here comes the original Venus:eolk667rc9z303o1fhiuvobynelw6lfa

Веласкес, Венера перед зеркалом

Веласкес, Венера перед зеркалом. Velazquez, Venus at her Mirror8kr9pl03ii49tlpj0hmizm4jmtlfa749

As Leopold von Sacher-Masoch noticed later, Venus in Furs feels herself much more comfortable and dominant. This feeling is very actual in Russia today, as We advice gently.f3jnyma4vvyrzcxnpgp0fy0nxl73gvkl

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In 1651 Diego Velazquez finished his famous “Venus”, everybody knows her delightful back. But anybody knows the original version. At that time nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition, now widely recognized due to Monty Python. Inquisition members policed severely the drawing of naked female body. Spanish genious found the solution, he new that the Cat makes everything better. Here comes the original Venus:

Веласкес, Венера перед зеркалом

Веласкес, Венера перед зеркалом. Velazquez, Venus at her Mirror

As Leopold von Sacher-Masoch noticed later, Venus in Furs feels herself much more comfortable and dominant. This feeling is very actual in Russia today, as We advice gently.
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Feeding your winged cat4f55v06c6r449obm8p2a1jcsqcb3ibgcFeeding your winged cat

Posted on 10 Январь 2012 by Заратустра
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Uccello advises:mtc8fdod1ajnlsx8sv2tjbdtgitc02ld

Uccello, Saint George feeding the Winged Cat with organic food

Uccello, Saint George feeds the Winged Cat with organic food7nqwz8cm4iyi1ugfuty55w971x39k5fh

A dialogue:
- My kitty is so fat, he gained such a weight that he cannot fly any more, poor thing!
- Madam, you should feed him with organic food, often but in very small portions!nshuz0jr6se3no0y7isp5fl5i8pp2nkg

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Uccello advises:

Uccello, Saint George feeding the Winged Cat with organic food

Uccello, Saint George feeds the Winged Cat with organic food

A dialogue:
- My kitty is so fat, he gained such a weight that he cannot fly any more, poor thing!
- Madam, you should feed him with organic food, often but in very small portions!
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