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Opening of the centurywtk3y05q0rezv0ugkno48rba1ma1js66Opening of the century

Posted on 17 Май 2013 by Заратустра
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Our dear friends, as We are sure you already know that Our beloved Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam re-opened after a renovation in  April. For this great opening We, Zarathustra the Cat, also made a renovation of “The Night Watch” by Rembrandt. Now you can see more clearly that it is the Day Watch in fact and that it were time and it’s companion patina that brought darkness in the painting :tfidzbz2jhvhc2oa1wqlgxfkdyzcmyl5

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch (Company of Frans Banning Cocq and the Cat)m9rgq0cou31ky2jizxwot8anrlzkegtq

We told the story of this masterpiece before. You can have a look at the commonly known version of the painting in every detail Continue reading →f4i1hppsn78n31vryg2r70np47gsnx1t

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Our dear friends, as We are sure you already know that Our beloved Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam re-opened after a renovation in  April. For this great opening We, Zarathustra the Cat, also made a renovation of “The Night Watch” by Rembrandt. Now you can see more clearly that it is the Day Watch in fact and that it were time and it’s companion patina that brought darkness in the painting :

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch (Company of Frans Banning Cocq and the Cat)

We told the story of this masterpiece before. You can have a look at the commonly known version of the painting in every detail Continue reading →
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The Ginger Sunc8hh8eam2wl328askc7on0bg1yftxe4zThe Ginger Sun

Posted on 2 Май 2013 by Заратустра
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In the place where We actually live it is sunny now (if on can say about the place of internet cat that has wave–particle duality). We decided to look at the sun by eyes of great American artist Edward Hopper:5k9q8iep8hom7uqq61g6r4pyzgpqdmi8

Edward Hopper, People in the Sun

Edward Hopper, People in the Sun, 1960btbmff43uoduqw2xtcbf78rel2w58fu9

If you compare the original of the famous painting presented here to the commonly known version that you can find in Smithsonian American Art Museum, you would understand the great mystery of huge free spaces at Hopper’s paintings: Continue reading →hld13cbixc2lrwe3f36n5absnm211nm9

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In the place where We actually live it is sunny now (if on can say about the place of internet cat that has wave–particle duality). We decided to look at the sun by eyes of great American artist Edward Hopper:

Edward Hopper, People in the Sun

Edward Hopper, People in the Sun, 1960

If you compare the original of the famous painting presented here to the commonly known version that you can find in Smithsonian American Art Museum, you would understand the great mystery of huge free spaces at Hopper’s paintings: Continue reading →
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Rational explanation wanted!4y7z6c7yq6wzx4qraomjqeppfaohnp7iRational explanation wanted!

Posted on 28 Апрель 2013 by Заратустра
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We Zarathustra the Cat are so kind to share with you Our impressions from Manifesto 13  exhibition at Rizzordi Art Foundation, St.Petersburg, Russia. The question came to Our mind:bv5s8ar0ml6kwvybdo3lf7kvebjplt4n

This is exhibition art on the wall, and this is internet meme in our paws.What makes a difference??? ujiiufu71dwhbgay6qo0y3c68eyb2xkn

Why curators and art critics treat this work by Max Papeschi as art, and “Famous Paintings Improved by Fat Cats” as internet meme? Continue reading →vqv8ykwwy5lvq1mlzrqwyz2gjyceh003

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We Zarathustra the Cat are so kind to share with you Our impressions from Manifesto 13  exhibition at Rizzordi Art Foundation, St.Petersburg, Russia. The question came to Our mind:

This is exhibition art on the wall, and this is internet meme in our paws.What makes a difference??? 

Why curators and art critics treat this work by Max Papeschi as art, and “Famous Paintings Improved by Fat Cats” as internet meme? Continue reading →
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One Day in the Life of the Internet Catqq1du7bowga9uvhw1o3rubs8dysmkm00One Day in the Life of the Internet Cat

Posted on 27 Апрель 2013 by Заратустра
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Internet Kitteh is omnipresent and omnipotent. It haz wave–particle duality: it spreads like tsunami and according to Heisenberg uncertainty principle for particles, it can occupy different positions in space at the same time.
On Friday We, Zarathustra the Cat presented to New York art lovers what is happening in museums worldwide:xnzowod9sdluamqxmo3bj3nxu06ujrx6

The Village Voice says you’re New York’s Best Art Blog, you say you help to provide exposure to emerging contemporary art
Pleazzz provide Us exposure at the Metropolitan Museum! We’ll sit to Monet for Water Lilies!6ny1dr61bbt21bjia9jj73tymizu5z31

Meanwhile in St. Petersburg, Russia: Continue reading →7us90erqqliyyedn4s3gqhl9g3wglkjj

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Internet Kitteh is omnipresent and omnipotent. It haz wave–particle duality: it spreads like tsunami and according to Heisenberg uncertainty principle for particles, it can occupy different positions in space at the same time.
On Friday We, Zarathustra the Cat presented to New York art lovers what is happening in museums worldwide:

The Village Voice says you’re New York’s Best Art Blog, you say you help to provide exposure to emerging contemporary art
Pleazzz provide Us exposure at the Metropolitan Museum! We’ll sit to Monet for Water Lilies!

Meanwhile in St. Petersburg, Russia: Continue reading →
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The Tower of Babel is a Diptych!50qh5v7cb7qznfgd7ykgg7dyrvzrs2qnThe Tower of Babel is a Diptych!

Posted on 13 Апрель 2013 by Заратустра
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We, Zarathustra the Cat now present the original version of Pieter Bruegel the Elder’s famous painting, that appeared to be a diptych. Here is the first part of it, further go details and the second part:esyizga8zthf0gr2keswvsfmbiipwy70

Pieter Bruegel the Elder, The Tower of Babel

Питер Брейгель Старший, Вавилонская башня, 1565, диптих, часть 1cqersfajht6cqe3ubnrao9ktgns72ls4

The commonly known version of this painting is the pearl of Museum Boijmans Van Beuningen collection in Rotterdam:
Continue reading →izg6zu0g3jvlsxyjgy5jnv59k805xw56

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We, Zarathustra the Cat now present the original version of Pieter Bruegel the Elder’s famous painting, that appeared to be a diptych. Here is the first part of it, further go details and the second part:

Pieter Bruegel the Elder, The Tower of Babel

Питер Брейгель Старший, Вавилонская башня, 1565, диптих, часть 1

The commonly known version of this painting is the pearl of Museum Boijmans Van Beuningen collection in Rotterdam:
Continue reading →
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Escaping Criticismbx22nyfijuqd265lr2hss5z6it7dm47oEscaping Criticism

Posted on 2 Апрель 2013 by Заратустра
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We, Zarathustra the Cat, already told you, how dangerous art criticists can be, how they can damage free art development by their snobbish thinking. It was the subject of the painting “Escaping Criticism” by a famous catalan artist Pere Borrell Del Caso:3wl1ku7o6m46u7vla8olk559h3bxgkha

Pere Borrell Del Caso, Escaping Criticism with the Cat
Pere Borrell Del Caso, Escaping Criticism with the Cat, 1874955x8qx3sbbwc87ax00b0po616htataa

If you have a look at the commomnly known version of this masterpiece in “trompe-l’œil” (optical illusion) genre, that you can find at the Collection of the Bank of Spain, Continue reading →in3b7t8vtr1m3x0d33zj67u7u7bcf1zn

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We, Zarathustra the Cat, already told you, how dangerous art criticists can be, how they can damage free art development by their snobbish thinking. It was the subject of the painting “Escaping Criticism” by a famous catalan artist Pere Borrell Del Caso:

Pere Borrell Del Caso, Escaping Criticism with the Cat
Pere Borrell Del Caso, Escaping Criticism with the Cat, 1874

If you have a look at the commomnly known version of this masterpiece in “trompe-l’œil” (optical illusion) genre, that you can find at the Collection of the Bank of Spain, Continue reading →
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Good Shepherdscmvfi9xdf5gzwbuy0e8zz8at2u20y1j0Good Shepherds

Posted on 23 Март 2013 by Заратустра
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We, Zarathustra the Cat, couldn’t roam so freely at the world wide web without the help of good shepherds, there are manades of Us in the internet. The good shepherds tell Us stories of culture from all over the world, bring us recent news from the places We never was, advices Us what pieces of art we should visit (We should say that at the moment We have 852 paintings in our tour plans). 4r9m1ra7gp1o3wdmuly59l66un257jp2This is the sign that 2 shephards from facebook have Shepard as family name: Susan from New England in USA and Sylvia from Germany, who created the fan page of Fat Cat Art at Facebook. For you an old symbol of the Good Shepherd, or criophorus (Κριοφόρος), the “ram-bearer” turns into the “cat-bearer”:g3ipaz5t9b8rpequa4mq5d1qq9jdz0f5

the Cat-bearer, the Good Shepherd of the Internetg9cxw3qi63x55h1zl56m69a0jbyzx3v3

About the origins of symbolism: Continue reading →x7b6pl8c7m3lvffawx6kish8pz914s0r

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We, Zarathustra the Cat, couldn’t roam so freely at the world wide web without the help of good shepherds, there are manades of Us in the internet. The good shepherds tell Us stories of culture from all over the world, bring us recent news from the places We never was, advices Us what pieces of art we should visit (We should say that at the moment We have 852 paintings in our tour plans). This is the sign that 2 shephards from facebook have Shepard as family name: Susan from New England in USA and Sylvia from Germany, who created the fan page of Fat Cat Art at Facebook. For you an old symbol of the Good Shepherd, or criophorus (Κριοφόρος), the “ram-bearer” turns into the “cat-bearer”:

the Cat-bearer, the Good Shepherd of the Internet

About the origins of symbolism: Continue reading →
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The Tower of Babel Diptych, part 15e07k04khh78g6gzs9g58a4jnz1knkwiThe Tower of Babel Diptych, part 1

Posted on 7 Март 2013 by Заратустра
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Dear friends and cat lovers from all over the world, We, Zarathustra the Cat graciousely decided to make humanity happier offline. Diptych by Pieter Bruegel “Tower of Babel” to be seen at Rotterdam Museum Night 9th March. Here goes the first part of it, the rest will arrive after the opening:il0ebve1z47jyg08zjtydojnqml6hhnp

Everybody who are able to reach Rotterdam will be welcomed at Cats vs Dogs exhibition.ms0jarlqlb1p7w7ow2534q8qyc23hd1t

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Dear friends and cat lovers from all over the world, We, Zarathustra the Cat graciousely decided to make humanity happier offline. Diptych by Pieter Bruegel “Tower of Babel” to be seen at Rotterdam Museum Night 9th March. Here goes the first part of it, the rest will arrive after the opening:

Pieter Bruegel, The Tower of Babel, 1565

Pieter Bruegel, The Tower of Babel, 1565

Everybody who are able to reach Rotterdam will be welcomed at Cats vs Dogs exhibition.
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Venus and the Cat Hunting Birdsymwrl4uqkym8eamoralmn6c5epg8cza1Venus and the Cat Hunting Birds

Posted on 24 Февраль 2013 by Заратустра
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They say that We, Cats are natural born killers. But don’t forget that humans introduced cats in their society because of cats hunting abilities, and now humans themselves took mission of rats henocide by means of chemical weapon that is much more efficient than noble hunt. And now humans complain on cats! What a hypocrasy!
The genious Lucas Cranach the Elder  wisely depicted this controverse between cats hunting drive and misericordia to all living beings of their humans. gj5o1xzbnqbp9ctf9djkgal1yzb4kvorSometimes we should make a sacrifice if we’d like to live together:i44no432pl3q0s3susymzusxwfpmo5xw

The painting treats the aincient Greek poet Theocritus idyll “Cupid Stealing Honey”. Cupid complains to his mother, Venus, of how Continue reading →k5pbi0unxf6fa1k8af4bjhkbclxf0x8a

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They say that We, Cats are natural born killers. But don’t forget that humans introduced cats in their society because of cats hunting abilities, and now humans themselves took mission of rats henocide by means of chemical weapon that is much more efficient than noble hunt. And now humans complain on cats! What a hypocrasy!
The genious Lucas Cranach the Elder  wisely depicted this controverse between cats hunting drive and misericordia to all living beings of their humans. Sometimes we should make a sacrifice if we’d like to live together:

Lucas Cranach the Elder, Venus with the Cat Hunting Birds
Lucas Cranach the Elder, Venus with the Cat Hunting Birds

The painting treats the aincient Greek poet Theocritus idyll “Cupid Stealing Honey”. Cupid complains to his mother, Venus, of how Continue reading →
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Scientists explained meteor fall in Chelyabinsk!e7l3gb6elsyohyjbh7liwux6sn6mfmikScientists explained meteor fall in Chelyabinsk!

Posted on 21 Февраль 2013 by Заратустра
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From February 15 the humanity guess what falled down from the sky in Chelyabinsk? Wise cats scientists suggest their explanation:4pgk44falzgr525d09d2h5busplbrh2m

Meteorite cat and angry bird in real life
Zarathustra the Cat not only improves famous paintings but also hunts Angry Birds in real life by contemporary artist Mohamed Raoofq4p91x3vxionasyxvl0g7g6rb7mizjug

Let examine the theory in details:  Continue reading →og99vxmr1mf6tl9wwpciikqij6cwav8p

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From February 15 the humanity guess what falled down from the sky in Chelyabinsk? Wise cats scientists suggest their explanation:

Meteorite cat and angry bird in real life
Zarathustra the Cat not only improves famous paintings but also hunts Angry Birds in real life by contemporary artist Mohamed Raoof

Let examine the theory in details:  Continue reading →
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