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Opening of the centuryuc9xub0pn5ejv6yl82j073sxuv3lxr2hOpening of the century

Posted on 17 Май 2013 by Заратустра
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Our dear friends, as We are sure you already know that Our beloved Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam re-opened after a renovation in  April. For this great opening We, Zarathustra the Cat, also made a renovation of “The Night Watch” by Rembrandt. Now you can see more clearly that it is the Day Watch in fact and that it were time and it’s companion patina that brought darkness in the painting :o9j5i3q2e3r3r86wf672drevqba0zb8e

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch (Company of Frans Banning Cocq and the Cat)ci2k6ifyhrgbr9h32xkaatfrsvfwbkid

We told the story of this masterpiece before. You can have a look at the commonly known version of the painting in every detail Continue reading →nvb5fpa2avmeeruciyqdo4sb6ix4kjry

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Our dear friends, as We are sure you already know that Our beloved Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam re-opened after a renovation in  April. For this great opening We, Zarathustra the Cat, also made a renovation of “The Night Watch” by Rembrandt. Now you can see more clearly that it is the Day Watch in fact and that it were time and it’s companion patina that brought darkness in the painting :

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch

Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, The Night Watch (Company of Frans Banning Cocq and the Cat)

We told the story of this masterpiece before. You can have a look at the commonly known version of the painting in every detail Continue reading →
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The Ginger Sunoz1bl0wbu48oqy01vpr3ia2txvuynxz2The Ginger Sun

Posted on 2 Май 2013 by Заратустра
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In the place where We actually live it is sunny now (if on can say about the place of internet cat that has wave–particle duality). We decided to look at the sun by eyes of great American artist Edward Hopper:z2k31jgs8ipfrc2jx7tdm555n6ontsri

Edward Hopper, People in the Sun

Edward Hopper, People in the Sun, 1960sebnaqbw14d0etwsvqhfifh7irndkqg3

If you compare the original of the famous painting presented here to the commonly known version that you can find in Smithsonian American Art Museum, you would understand the great mystery of huge free spaces at Hopper’s paintings: Continue reading →god2gn1anbk9fdrz00voy1k4mvvafjsm

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In the place where We actually live it is sunny now (if on can say about the place of internet cat that has wave–particle duality). We decided to look at the sun by eyes of great American artist Edward Hopper:

Edward Hopper, People in the Sun

Edward Hopper, People in the Sun, 1960

If you compare the original of the famous painting presented here to the commonly known version that you can find in Smithsonian American Art Museum, you would understand the great mystery of huge free spaces at Hopper’s paintings: Continue reading →
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Rational explanation wanted!c5b966fukp4k4t51925fds74hxtkg2kjRational explanation wanted!

Posted on 28 Апрель 2013 by Заратустра
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We Zarathustra the Cat are so kind to share with you Our impressions from Manifesto 13  exhibition at Rizzordi Art Foundation, St.Petersburg, Russia. The question came to Our mind:tzegslpp29ak6818gu2feqcvstc5go50

This is exhibition art on the wall, and this is internet meme in our paws.What makes a difference??? un9oe8sehjhy3bdervmtf43nmwqrerly

Why curators and art critics treat this work by Max Papeschi as art, and “Famous Paintings Improved by Fat Cats” as internet meme? Continue reading →db4e0vvmeu6d1x722fo8gjvzgz5dvvjy

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We Zarathustra the Cat are so kind to share with you Our impressions from Manifesto 13  exhibition at Rizzordi Art Foundation, St.Petersburg, Russia. The question came to Our mind:

This is exhibition art on the wall, and this is internet meme in our paws.What makes a difference??? 

Why curators and art critics treat this work by Max Papeschi as art, and “Famous Paintings Improved by Fat Cats” as internet meme? Continue reading →
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One Day in the Life of the Internet Cateh4qo5boh4r70v3ganz131vltrxud1yiOne Day in the Life of the Internet Cat

Posted on 27 Апрель 2013 by Заратустра
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Internet Kitteh is omnipresent and omnipotent. It haz wave–particle duality: it spreads like tsunami and according to Heisenberg uncertainty principle for particles, it can occupy different positions in space at the same time.
On Friday We, Zarathustra the Cat presented to New York art lovers what is happening in museums worldwide:ds8ws32jzpx7kshnzxv15hzumnygvojz

The Village Voice says you’re New York’s Best Art Blog, you say you help to provide exposure to emerging contemporary art
Pleazzz provide Us exposure at the Metropolitan Museum! We’ll sit to Monet for Water Lilies!9ddxugi1p24swfarzq4l96yio7krwl3w

Meanwhile in St. Petersburg, Russia: Continue reading →skqngk38lub6b0mea96hrk6ahryctn0c

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Internet Kitteh is omnipresent and omnipotent. It haz wave–particle duality: it spreads like tsunami and according to Heisenberg uncertainty principle for particles, it can occupy different positions in space at the same time.
On Friday We, Zarathustra the Cat presented to New York art lovers what is happening in museums worldwide:

The Village Voice says you’re New York’s Best Art Blog, you say you help to provide exposure to emerging contemporary art
Pleazzz provide Us exposure at the Metropolitan Museum! We’ll sit to Monet for Water Lilies!

Meanwhile in St. Petersburg, Russia: Continue reading →
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The Tower of Babel is a Diptych!gnr9q7d9hlhe21rv9mvoj3pj5i4ezxz6The Tower of Babel is a Diptych!

Posted on 13 Апрель 2013 by Заратустра
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We, Zarathustra the Cat now present the original version of Pieter Bruegel the Elder’s famous painting, that appeared to be a diptych. Here is the first part of it, further go details and the second part:2g3kfmegdk4bhnpyv4t3vuu2wtk5av32

Pieter Bruegel the Elder, The Tower of Babel

Питер Брейгель Старший, Вавилонская башня, 1565, диптих, часть 10e1cq3wsd3sqp2285eti6b0rjguozj7p

The commonly known version of this painting is the pearl of Museum Boijmans Van Beuningen collection in Rotterdam:
Continue reading →on3qw046hshzqmefs66rmxkon11lct0q

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We, Zarathustra the Cat now present the original version of Pieter Bruegel the Elder’s famous painting, that appeared to be a diptych. Here is the first part of it, further go details and the second part:

Pieter Bruegel the Elder, The Tower of Babel

Питер Брейгель Старший, Вавилонская башня, 1565, диптих, часть 1

The commonly known version of this painting is the pearl of Museum Boijmans Van Beuningen collection in Rotterdam:
Continue reading →
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Escaping Criticismq2y1lpemidf33u5lx02g9x5d6qlsnb63Escaping Criticism

Posted on 2 Апрель 2013 by Заратустра
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We, Zarathustra the Cat, already told you, how dangerous art criticists can be, how they can damage free art development by their snobbish thinking. It was the subject of the painting “Escaping Criticism” by a famous catalan artist Pere Borrell Del Caso:76sor784s4pcrzf75y6pt4msobjlftud

Pere Borrell Del Caso, Escaping Criticism with the Cat
Pere Borrell Del Caso, Escaping Criticism with the Cat, 1874vgu3gmgiebels1rwsr1g976qsf91a4pw

If you have a look at the commomnly known version of this masterpiece in “trompe-l’œil” (optical illusion) genre, that you can find at the Collection of the Bank of Spain, Continue reading →4ybgx7rbxr4b082hguh6f7crkyljfud9

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We, Zarathustra the Cat, already told you, how dangerous art criticists can be, how they can damage free art development by their snobbish thinking. It was the subject of the painting “Escaping Criticism” by a famous catalan artist Pere Borrell Del Caso:

Pere Borrell Del Caso, Escaping Criticism with the Cat
Pere Borrell Del Caso, Escaping Criticism with the Cat, 1874

If you have a look at the commomnly known version of this masterpiece in “trompe-l’œil” (optical illusion) genre, that you can find at the Collection of the Bank of Spain, Continue reading →
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Good Shepherdsi38bs5cr8nbph3llq6wjs91iczb1imerGood Shepherds

Posted on 23 Март 2013 by Заратустра
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We, Zarathustra the Cat, couldn’t roam so freely at the world wide web without the help of good shepherds, there are manades of Us in the internet. The good shepherds tell Us stories of culture from all over the world, bring us recent news from the places We never was, advices Us what pieces of art we should visit (We should say that at the moment We have 852 paintings in our tour plans). n2lw5d90f4amw141zf5ggws7sruwrar5This is the sign that 2 shephards from facebook have Shepard as family name: Susan from New England in USA and Sylvia from Germany, who created the fan page of Fat Cat Art at Facebook. For you an old symbol of the Good Shepherd, or criophorus (Κριοφόρος), the “ram-bearer” turns into the “cat-bearer”:4i15gu9bfng1myhb86mdqdfvxdmeffu9

the Cat-bearer, the Good Shepherd of the Internet2xhfrt9mx64ycwblig3ajulkkivf3kyv

About the origins of symbolism: Continue reading →da8iiim88ra0zdobyy9cfmglwmdnu1nx

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We, Zarathustra the Cat, couldn’t roam so freely at the world wide web without the help of good shepherds, there are manades of Us in the internet. The good shepherds tell Us stories of culture from all over the world, bring us recent news from the places We never was, advices Us what pieces of art we should visit (We should say that at the moment We have 852 paintings in our tour plans). This is the sign that 2 shephards from facebook have Shepard as family name: Susan from New England in USA and Sylvia from Germany, who created the fan page of Fat Cat Art at Facebook. For you an old symbol of the Good Shepherd, or criophorus (Κριοφόρος), the “ram-bearer” turns into the “cat-bearer”:

the Cat-bearer, the Good Shepherd of the Internet

About the origins of symbolism: Continue reading →
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The Tower of Babel Diptych, part 16i280bugkbwmdq54on8xddla0iqx6w62The Tower of Babel Diptych, part 1

Posted on 7 Март 2013 by Заратустра
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Dear friends and cat lovers from all over the world, We, Zarathustra the Cat graciousely decided to make humanity happier offline. Diptych by Pieter Bruegel “Tower of Babel” to be seen at Rotterdam Museum Night 9th March. Here goes the first part of it, the rest will arrive after the opening:tf3etjxbmmq4nypeloafczifdslbaelu

Everybody who are able to reach Rotterdam will be welcomed at Cats vs Dogs exhibition.dvo3z92mt3js7rxiyxj3v5lxx2xnjvom

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Dear friends and cat lovers from all over the world, We, Zarathustra the Cat graciousely decided to make humanity happier offline. Diptych by Pieter Bruegel “Tower of Babel” to be seen at Rotterdam Museum Night 9th March. Here goes the first part of it, the rest will arrive after the opening:

Pieter Bruegel, The Tower of Babel, 1565

Pieter Bruegel, The Tower of Babel, 1565

Everybody who are able to reach Rotterdam will be welcomed at Cats vs Dogs exhibition.
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Venus and the Cat Hunting Birds6kcplr8w0saw1lgt3cy6ciub9w4awjttVenus and the Cat Hunting Birds

Posted on 24 Февраль 2013 by Заратустра
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They say that We, Cats are natural born killers. But don’t forget that humans introduced cats in their society because of cats hunting abilities, and now humans themselves took mission of rats henocide by means of chemical weapon that is much more efficient than noble hunt. And now humans complain on cats! What a hypocrasy!
The genious Lucas Cranach the Elder  wisely depicted this controverse between cats hunting drive and misericordia to all living beings of their humans. 8x3b2y5rpt3neeptv4nxn5fvhypphidgSometimes we should make a sacrifice if we’d like to live together:bx99gpaaer9e8r2my3govtv6el9j1uu3

The painting treats the aincient Greek poet Theocritus idyll “Cupid Stealing Honey”. Cupid complains to his mother, Venus, of how Continue reading →t11qvtcstj4pds811whzooanusyn5lvo

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They say that We, Cats are natural born killers. But don’t forget that humans introduced cats in their society because of cats hunting abilities, and now humans themselves took mission of rats henocide by means of chemical weapon that is much more efficient than noble hunt. And now humans complain on cats! What a hypocrasy!
The genious Lucas Cranach the Elder  wisely depicted this controverse between cats hunting drive and misericordia to all living beings of their humans. Sometimes we should make a sacrifice if we’d like to live together:

Lucas Cranach the Elder, Venus with the Cat Hunting Birds
Lucas Cranach the Elder, Venus with the Cat Hunting Birds

The painting treats the aincient Greek poet Theocritus idyll “Cupid Stealing Honey”. Cupid complains to his mother, Venus, of how Continue reading →
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Scientists explained meteor fall in Chelyabinsk!huqcy0p6cfysg0c9vyyjx96dwb2m3ksbScientists explained meteor fall in Chelyabinsk!

Posted on 21 Февраль 2013 by Заратустра
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From February 15 the humanity guess what falled down from the sky in Chelyabinsk? Wise cats scientists suggest their explanation:9iodug7k3pcf61x152mn0gsl0qweko7k

Meteorite cat and angry bird in real life
Zarathustra the Cat not only improves famous paintings but also hunts Angry Birds in real life by contemporary artist Mohamed Raoofu1tbqqcls5060fsdq2ffq5refezq617r

Let examine the theory in details:  Continue reading →nvkvge76l8or4wn3633h4x3gshgyezws

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From February 15 the humanity guess what falled down from the sky in Chelyabinsk? Wise cats scientists suggest their explanation:

Meteorite cat and angry bird in real life
Zarathustra the Cat not only improves famous paintings but also hunts Angry Birds in real life by contemporary artist Mohamed Raoof

Let examine the theory in details:  Continue reading →
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